Alamak

A journal on the red dot. Agenda sold separately.

According to Coxford, “alamak” is a “Malay expression of dismay, surprise or alarm…”

We prefer to slap our foreheads when obviousness stares us in the face.
June 29
SingTel’s Mobile Broadband Trick Cap the cheaper plans at $94.16 Conveniently omit the cap with the “better” (ahem, costlier) 50GB plans Jump for joy when someone accidentally exceeds 50GB Bill customer for $12,000 Appear charitable by offering a 50% discount

SingTel’s Mobile Broadband Trick

  1. Cap the cheaper plans at $94.16
  2. Conveniently omit the cap with the “better” (ahem, costlier) 50GB plans
  3. Jump for joy when someone accidentally exceeds 50GB
  4. Bill customer for $12,000
  5. Appear charitable by offering a 50% discount

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