Alamak

A journal on the red dot. Agenda sold separately.

According to Coxford, “alamak” is a “Malay expression of dismay, surprise or alarm…”

We prefer to slap our foreheads when obviousness stares us in the face.
SingTel’s Mobile Broadband Trick


Cap the cheaper plans at $94.16
Conveniently omit the cap with the “better” (ahem, costlier) 50GB plans
Jump for joy when someone accidentally exceeds 50GB
Bill customer for $12,000
Appear charitable by offering a 50% discount

SingTel’s Mobile Broadband Trick

  1. Cap the cheaper plans at $94.16
  2. Conveniently omit the cap with the “better” (ahem, costlier) 50GB plans
  3. Jump for joy when someone accidentally exceeds 50GB
  4. Bill customer for $12,000
  5. Appear charitable by offering a 50% discount

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